A Christmas Pussy Carol, Courtesy of Feministe!
I don’t even celebrate Christmas, but I would sing this shit every damn day until the actual day.
Courtesy of the kickass bloggers and commentators over at Feministe:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my pussy gave to me…
Twelve Nice Guys™ whining,
Eleven spinsters weeping,
Ten hairy armpits,
Nine tampons dripping,
Eight abortions and counting,
Seven bras a-burning,
Six knotted assrags,
Fiiiiive Nuvarings!
Four lying sluts
Three strap-ons,
Two flannel shirts
And a cat sleeping in the bed with me!
Funniest. Shit. EVA!!! And people have the nerve to say that we feminists don’t have a sense of humor. Pfft!
(Note: they are still adjusting the lyrics, I will post the final version later on).
Please do adjust! I am a fan of Christmas stuff (and I have good reasons to be)
Wish i had the talent to write such posts.