You Know Gentrification Has Officially Fucked Up Your ‘Hood When…

You see a hipster taking his potbelly pig out for a walk. Oh, you know your hood’s reputation is done and dead at that point.

(It would be mean of me to call for a seizure and roast of the pig and convert to meat again for a day in order to partake in the “pernil” consumption, it just would be too mean. After all, it’s not the pig’s fault for having a dipshit of an owner who confines it to a non-suitable setting, in efforts to appear out of the ordinary).

P.S-although it seems to be overlooked, it’s illegal in NYC to have a pig as a pet.


~ by Luci-Kali on June 19, 2008.

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